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About to eat when I am old man's wife said: "Your husband is very interesting."

She looked at me sternly, and said softly: "Aluminum Casting occasionally talk to him, he is very interesting, but do not tell him to live with . "

The bride's mother in order to understand if all goes well, then in the next room listening. When you hear the bride so that they shouted "No! Not use a knife," she said wall, "Tell him, painted some China manufacturer of the saliva, on the line."
 

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say Fiberglass Cloth .

He said, "What?"

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said " Brass sand Casting Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that".

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't Children's Clothing warned."
 

Fisherman: Did I! I took forty investment casting out of this beck this morning.

Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the bold warden.

Fisherman: Know who I am? Copper Casting  I'm the better cheat in the state.

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, ’How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’

’What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ’This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating’

’This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!’ says the woman.

’What a coincidence!’ says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, ’What are you celebrating?’

’My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’

’What a coincidence,’ says the man. ’I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’

’That’s great!’ says the woman. ’How did your chickens become fertile?’

’I used a different cock,’ he replied.

The woman smiled and said, ’What a coincidence.’

One day, the washing machine breaks down and she asks him to take a look at it.

“Leave it out,” he says. “Who do you think I am, a washing machine expert?”

As luck would have it, later on in the day the vacuum cleaner packs up and again she asks him if he would have a look at it.”

“Don’t be daft, woman, do I look like an electrician? Now leave me in peace.”

And because things always come in threes, next morning the back door gets stuck and won’t open. Feeling very fed up, she confronts her idle husband and tells him about the door.

“Bugger off,” he replies, “do I look like a chippie?”

That’s it. She’s had enough. She gets three different tradesmen in and all is repaired. In the evening, when she tells her husband about the repairs, he asks her how much the damn thing is going to cost.

“Well, they told me I could either pay by baking a cake or having sex,” she replies.

“So what cake did you bake?”

“Don’t be silly,” she says scornfully. “Do I look like Mrs Beeton?”