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cross examination

cross examinationA defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently ob

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two in one grave

two in one graveA woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they eve

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Short Lawyer Jokes

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?A: There was an empty seat

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Funny courtroom quotes

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Wit