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Signs from men

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?A: He's breathing.

Men and pms

Q: Why don't men have PMS?A: What would be the point, they act like that all the time.

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Why it is so cool to be a manPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you b

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Men and Women Compared!

NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a beer, they will affectionately r

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What Men Really Mean

Men say = Men really mean

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
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Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future