Funny Jokes >> 2009 September

    Old Man Tinkum

    Part of the camp experience was being treated to a scary story and being frightened by counselors and other campers. It was a tradition to take campers to the outskirts of a nearby cemetery and tell t

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    Mud Bath

    This is another form of the gag that I call "Hose Off" (discussed in Chapter 3, Irritating Jokes). Just beneath the sandy layer of the camp's swimming area rest a layer of goopy muck. The mu

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    My Hair!

    You can easily get a rise out of your friends by acting like you are going to put gum into their hair. All it takes is the thought of gum in their hair and the person will jerk to avoid you as if you

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    The Cutest Costume Ever

    The Cutest Costume Ever

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    Burn Victim

    Bill and Diane were in a terrible accident and Diane's face was severely burned.The doctor told Bill that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.So Bill offered to donat

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    Hussein Family

    Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.Among the brothers: Sooflay ............the restauranteur G

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    I Love My Job

    I love my Job, I love the Pay!I love it more and more each day.I love my Boss; he's the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my Office and its locationI hate to have to go on vacation.I love m

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    Top 10 Words That Don't Exist... But Should...

    1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming,or running ove

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    Philosophy of Hypocrisy and Ambiguity

    1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and ape

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    Where is God

    A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would

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