Funny Jokes >> 2009 August

    Stupid Questions?

    Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.(Source: Outside Magazin

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    One day Confucious say...

    Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, no

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    Tons of Q & A for Kids!

    Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed mons

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    Totally Useless Info

    1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.4. Dumbest dog: Afghan5. Haw

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    New inventions by blondes

    The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWate

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    Questions that have Confused humankind!!

    Questions that have Confused humankind!!a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'llsqueeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\"a.. Who was the

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    SEX

    WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN SEX AND A SNOW STORM?YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOU ARE GOING TO GET, AND HOW LONG IT WILL LAST

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