Funny Jokes >> 2008 September

    Spice girls

    Q. Did you hear Cheer is joining the spice girls?A. They're going to call her Old Spice.  

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    Better traction

    Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
    A. Better traction.
     

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    Nun pregnant

    Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?A. Dress her up as an alter boy. 

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    Wonder Bra

    Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
    A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
     

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    Wild Things

    Wild ThingsAn old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. When the tee

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    Sex With The Gorilla

    Sex With The Gorilla

    A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.
    The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks.

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    Escaped Prisoner

    Escaped PrisonerA man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

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    Texas vs NY

    Texas vs NYA lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better e

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    Texas vs NY

    Texas vs NYA lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better e

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    Hippie And The Nun

    One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

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