Funny Jokes >> 2008 September

    Puns Jokes

    Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's jus

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    Dorm Jokes

    There are ways to make just about any situation fun, even going to your dorm shower...

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    Courtroom Jokes

    Things people actually said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats

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    Practical Jokes

    Ride Damage SurveyThis practical joke is best done to people who are truly anal about their car, truck, whatever. The type that parks their car 20 hectares away from the mall to avoid it getting touch

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    Comedy

    An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember w

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    Coffee Drinker Jokes

    For Coffee Drinkers: You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

    You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

    You sleep with your eyes open.

    You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

    The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

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    Plumber Jokes

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    Oxymoron's

    A Fine MessA just warA little biga little pregnantA new classicabsolutely unsureabundant povertyacademic fraternityAcademic sororityAccidentally on Purposeaccurate estimateaccurate horoscopeaccurate r

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    Carpenter Jokes

    Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.The other, figuri

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    One Line Jokes

    EVER WONDER Why??Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why &qu

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