Funny Jokes >> 2008 July

    Big Trouble

    A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would

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    The Calf

    A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonn

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    The Wedding

    A mother and her child were at a wedding.A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and th

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    Watermelons

    There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some carefu

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    Gifts for the teacher

    On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it

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    Not So Tough

    A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes

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    Coincidence

    A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.The first man then asks, "Where are you from?""I'm f

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    String

    Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.They're sittin

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    I think I can fly

    Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I reckon I could fly."The second guy says "No Way!"So the

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    The Carrot

    A guy goes into the bar with a carrot in his ear. He orders a drink. The bar tender wants to mention the carrot but decides against it.On the next day, the same guy with a carrot in his ear goes to th

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