Funny Jokes >> 2008 October

    T shirt Quotes Fun

    Shirts must have too much room, look what people have written on them...Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.I can only please one person per day. Today is not yo

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    Brunette Jokes

    Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?A: Because blondes would have to think them up.Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?A: The brunette. The blonde has to

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    American Idol Jokes

    Top Ten Signs You Won't Win "American Idol"From the Late Show with David Letterman10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein9. Backstage, people say, "Are you

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    Accounting Memo

    MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT

    It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.
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    Addicted To Coffee

    You know you are addicted to coffee if ...You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.You sleep with your eyes open.You have to watch videos in fast-forward.The only time you're standing still is during

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    Polak With Chainsaw

    A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why d

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    Polak Puts Ice In Condom

    Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.

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    Polish Dogs

    Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.

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    Polak Lunch

    There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian, one Polak, and one Oriental. The Italian has a meatball hero, the Oriental has noodles, and the Polak has knoc

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    A Modern Beatitudes

    Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and, gathering them around him, he taught them, saying:Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.Blessed are those who mourn, fo

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