Funny Jokes >> 2008 October

    Being a Man

    Why it is so cool to be a manPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you b

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    What Women Want

    What Women Want in a ManWhen they first start dating1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses with style8. Appreciates finer things9. Full o

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    Intelligent Dog

    A dog walks into a butcher shop, spends a number of minutes looking at the meat on display, and eventually indicates with a nod of his head and a bark that he would like some lamb chops.The butcher, t

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    The Famous Pig

    A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "How did the pig get a wooden leg?", he asks the

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    The Vacation

    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The b

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    Blonde Coffee

    A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.She held up

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    Hanging on a rope

    There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.They all decided that one person would have to let

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    The Frog

    A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "

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    The Snails

    A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

    The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.

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    The Mule

    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He

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