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    Couldn't learn to water ski...

    Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"Couldn't call 911 becaus

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    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......* she called me to get my phone number.* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."* she put lipstick o

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    camel cigarettes

    The blonde had camels, red head had marboros, and the brunette had synomas.It started to rain so the red head and brunette pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are yo

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    A Flaky Blonde

    One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Hon

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    The Other Side

    A blonde was staring dumfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side. She yelled "Hey, can you help me get to the other sid

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    Couldn't learn to water ski...

    Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"Couldn't call 911 becaus

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    Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer

    A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told

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    The Blonde Flight Attendant

    An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to e

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    A Blonde at the Casino

    Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd feel much luckie

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    Keep that a secret

    After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate wh

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