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    Lesbian

    A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian." The b

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    leather jacket

    What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A rebel without a clue!

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    lawnmower

    How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

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    laugh twice

    Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?Donna: I dunno. How?Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row.Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?

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    Knitting Blonde

    A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.The tro

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    Keys Locked In

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

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    just plain dumb

    A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, "isn't that

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    Jealous Revenge

    A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.We

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    Japanese

    Why are the Japanese so smart?They don抰 have any blondes.

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    Island Blondes

    There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown hair

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