Funny Jokes >> Animal Jokes

    Wittle Wabbit

    A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

    And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

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    The Other Side

    Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoyin

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    Lion Tamer

    wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming.""Yes I do!"&qu

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    Vampire bat

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

    He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

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