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    Finnegan's Wife

    His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant."She spoke without interruption for about fo

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    Seamus & the Genie

    Seamus was walking along the coast of Galway early one morning with a bit of a sore head when he tripped over something in the sand. Reaching down, he picked up a lamp and starting rubbing it. There w

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    Three Kick Method

    A solicitor from Dublin, while hunting in the West, brought down a fowl which landed in a farmer's field. As the lawyer climbed over the wall to retrieve the bird, the elderly owner appeared asking wh

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    Irish diplomacy

    Q. What is Irish diplomacy?A. It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he will look forward to making the trip。

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    A Texan in Ballinclashett

    A big Texan is walking down the main street of Ballinclashett and encounters Liam standing on the pavement beside a big strong horse.This prompts the Texan to attempt to realise a lifelong dream and h

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    Manyana

    Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He said that the term means "maybe t

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    The O'Malley Twins

    A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

    "Why of course," comes the reply.
    The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

    "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

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    Three Brothers

    An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."So the bartender brings him three pints and the man

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    The British and the Irish Collide

    This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98:IRISH:

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    The Irishmen and the Sawmill

    Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill

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