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    The Color of Friendship

    Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel: all claimed that they were the best, the most important, the most useful, the favorite.GREEN said: “Clearly I am the most important.

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    Funny Car Names

    AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices InstalledBMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money WasterBUICKBig Ugl

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    No Toilet Paper

    There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas stat

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    Crazy people talk

    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Patient #2 was hanging

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    Posh Fart

    A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.Very emba

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    He's Making Fun Of Me!

    Little Johnny has a speech impediment. His father taught to him to always be polite to people.The first day of school, Johnny gets on the bus, remembering what his father told him, says to the bus dri

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    definite laws of golf

    DEFINITE LAWS OF GOLFLAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over t

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    Designated Decoy

    One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five diff

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    Who’s Doing The Dishes?

    John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a &ls

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    Underwear is Important!

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only t

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