Funny Jokes >> Yo mama Jokes

    So Ugly

    Yo mamma's so ugly, your daddy took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.Yo mamma's so ugly, she got beat with the ugly stick.Yo mamma's so ugly, kid's go as her for Halloween.Yo mamma'

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    So Stupid

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hou

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    So Poor

    Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.Yo mamma's so p

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    So Old

    Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

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    So Fat

    Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.Yo mamma's so fat, even Go

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    So Cross Eyed

    Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

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    Mama so stupid!

    Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

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    Let there be light!

    Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

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    kicking cans

    your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house.

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    Haunted house

    Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

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