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Young Lover

发布:funnyjokesgo | Date:2008-12-15 20:24:0 | 分类:Love Jokes | 浏览: |

When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a bench near the food court and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?" She said: "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well so why are you crying?"

She said: "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."

I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said: "BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"


 

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