World Religions

Taoism: Sh**t Happens.

Hare Krishna: Sh**t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism: This Sh**t Happened Before.

Islam: If Sh**t Happens, Take A Hostage.

Zen: What Is The Sound Of Sh**t Happening?

Buddhism: When Sh**t happens, is It Really Sh**t?

Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Sh**t happens."

7th Day Adventist: Sh**t Happens on Saturdays.

Protestantism: Sh**t Won't happen If I Work Harder.

Catholicism: If Sh**t Happens, I Deserve It.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Sh**t Happens."

Unitarian: What Is This Sh**t?

Mormon: Sh**t Happens Again & Again & Again.

Judaism: Why Does This Sh**t Always happen To Me?

Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Sh**t.

Just in the spirit of fun. No hard feelings?!!

Funny GuestBook