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Valentine’s Day Jokes

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Q: What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe!

 

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

 

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you!

 

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

 

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