Top 10 Acronyms For P.M.S.

Through my 27 years of infinate wisdom (my parents always said I was a smart-ass), I’ve learned a few things. Women, yea I consider myself an expert in the female area if you know what I mean (wink) - and the most important thing I’ve learned is to stay away from a woman on her PMS days. In fact, I’ve put together a few acronyms (abbreviations) based on my experience with the syndrome.

At any rate, my top 10 Acronyms For Women During P.M.S.

1. Psychotic Mood Shift
2. Puffy Mid-Section
3. People Make me Sick
4. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweatpants
6. Perpetual Munching Spree
7. Pass My Shotgun
8. Pissy Mood Syndrome
9. Potential Murder Suspect
10. Pack My Sh*t

Now I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night (with a woman, wink).

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