Picture a beautiful California Morning on the beach, the sun has just risen over the ocean, the sand is pure white the ocean a beautiful shimmering blue with the morning sun shining over it. A stunning young blonde girl is jogging along the beach in very brief puma shorts and a crop top that barely covers her voluptuous breasts.

A mile or so down the beach jogging in the opposite direction is a young (mid twenties) fit looking young guy, he’s wearing just jogging shorts. As he is jogging, in the distance his eye catches a glimpse of something on the sand, as he jogs further he sees it’s yellow.

He gets closer and closer and discovers it’s a tennis ball, he stops, picks it up and discovers that it is a new tennis ball. He thinks, hey a wind fall. He doesn’t want to carry it and having no pockets he just stuffs it down his shorts and continues jogging.

A short while later as the girl jogging in the opposite directions draws closer, from a distance she can see the bulge in his shorts. She gets to within twenty feet and stops dead in her tracks and stares at his crotch fascinated.

When the guy is just in front of her he sees she is staring at his crotch so he stops.

She points at the bulge in his crotch and exclaims, “What’s That!” He says, “It’s A Tennis Ball”

She replies…. Geez, I bet that’s painful, I had Tennis Elbow Once And That Really Gave Me Hell!!!

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