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Stupid Jokes on Men:
- What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"
- What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature
- How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
- What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up
- How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... it has never happened
- What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
- What's the difference between a man and E.T?
E.T. phoned home
- What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer
- What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !
- What did God say after he created man?
I can do better
- What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business
- What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist
- Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal?
He bronzed it
- How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy and wearable"
- Only a man could buy a $400 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
- Why did God create man?
He needed to practice
- Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost, at least she will ask for directions
分类: Love Jokes