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Number One Sport

A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.

The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."

The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"

"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."
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10 things in golf that sound dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
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Double Meaning Messages

- He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

- Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

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Dirty Indian SMS Jokes

Banta to a girl: Wat's ur name? Girl: Carmen.Banta: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Girl: Becoz I like Cars and men. What's ur name?Banta: CHUTINDER SINGH BOOBIY

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True Love Sms Messages

There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help c

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Sex sms Messages

- Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? - Hi, I am an alien and I've jus

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blessings

Ang dami plang blessngs kpag tumatanda! May SILVER sa buhok GOLD sa ipin STONES sa kidney SUGAR sa dugo OIL sa mukha GAS sa tiyan! At plake sa PUSO…!

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New Year SMS

Say goodbye to year 2008 and welcome a brand new year 2009, send happy new year sms / text messages , new year greetings & quotes to your friends, family and loved ones. Under this category you wi

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Best Wishes SMS

May the angels protect U..May sadness 4get U..May goodness surround U..May happiness be round U..and may God always bless U..!!When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select som

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Flirt SMS

U R 100% beautiful,U R 100% lovely,U R 100% sweet,U R 100% nice, andU R 100% stupid to believe these words...Open with Love...If I disturb UI am Sorry!But I needTo SayI...Love...Disturbing you...i loo

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