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Black Eyes

 man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

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blind guy

blind guy
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

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What is your date of birth?

Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.

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Eye Rubbers

Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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132 legs and 8 teeth

Q: What has 132 legsand 8 teeth?A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Differance

Q : - Folding Chair & Women ?Ans :- Both useless if legs closed.Q :- Microwave & Girl ?Ans :- Both get Hot in 15 secs.Q :- Bra & Bar ?Ans :- Men go crazy when open.hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Spuds Joke

Q: How come you never see Spuds McKenzie dancing at a party?A: Because he has two left feet

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Bad Temper

Patient: “Doc, you gotta help me. I’m under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.”Doctor: “Tell me about your problem.”Patient: “I just did, you f$#

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Catching the Bear

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropp

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What Section?

One day a blonde and her friend and their parents were talking about the birth of the blonde and her friend. The friend's father said that Jane was a C-section baby. And the blonde said, ''I don't kno

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