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    When the wedding night to prepare the bridal chamber

    Wedding night, the bride had to undress to go to China supplier  bed. Groom took off his shirt, shirt, tie, but to the place where shoes in trouble, because the laces untied, the more get more to

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    Do I look like Mrs Beeton?

    Pam is at the end of her tether. Her husband is out of work and all he does is sit or lie in front of the TV drinking beer.One day, the washing machine breaks down and she asks him to take a look at i

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    This is my love dress

    A mother is going over to son's house, who happened to be just married.

    　　She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked.



    　　The mother is shocked, and goes, "Why are you walking around the house naked?"

    　　The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress, and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited."
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    Raccoons

    Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.
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    Blind Date

    After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.Thank heavens, his date replied. If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!
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    Goethes Tolerance

    Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.
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    Don't be selfish

    A mother is admonishing her son.

    _Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.

    _But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.



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    New Rules For Employment

    We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

    SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
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    New Rules For Employment

    We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

    SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
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    Two angry neighbors

    Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

    So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
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