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Whats a frogs favorite game?
It's croak-et!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz!

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug!

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
They sit eggsaminations!

How do frogs die?
They kermit suidide!

What's a frogs favorite flower?
A croakus!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!

What do you call a rich frog?
A golf blooded reptile!

Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank!

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
They always want to play leap frog with him!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
He was un hoppy!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales!

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
The Brit Awarts!
What do toads drink?
Croaka-cola!

When is a car like a frog?
When it's becing toad!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft!

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half an apple!

What do frogs drink?
Hot croako!

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts!

What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals!
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
A lost frog!

What's green and tough?
A toad with a machine gun!

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
Because her husband spawned her affections!

What do you call a 100 year old frog?
An old croak!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog!

What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest!

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You'll croak in no time!

What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new!

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!

Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!

What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!

How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!

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