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    Redneck Mom's Letter

    Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or girls so don???t know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.Love, Ma

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    My Hair!

    You can easily get a rise out of your friends by acting like you are going to put gum into their hair. All it takes is the thought of gum in their hair and the person will jerk to avoid you as if you

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    Philosophy of Hypocrisy and Ambiguity

    1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and ape

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    wee catholic boy

    a wee catholic boy was out playing when he found a union jack, he put it around his neck and ran inside to show his mum, 'look mum, look i'm a protestant now' his mother took 1 look at him and slapped

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    Mental Deficiency

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and? his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she? asked,

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    Funny Ethnic Jokes

    Ethnic Joke 1 Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on y

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    Anti Racist Joke

    Anti Racist Joke 01“Now you see him, now you don’t, now you see him, now you don’t” A Racist on a Zebra crossing (didn’t say what colour the racist was)Anti Racist Joke 0

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    White Jokes

    White Joke 01How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.White Joke 02How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a gol

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    Nerd Jokes

    The term nerd is assigned to a person who sees the world in a different light from the rest of us. They tend to look at it more analytically rather than just for what it is, but whatever your definiti

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    Making a Religous Deal Joke

    After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.He said, “Adam, I’ve decided to make you a woman. She’ll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you,

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