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    Really Good Deed

    Really Good Deed

    This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.

    He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either.

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    A Rich Mans Dream

    One day a multi billionaire was board, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men.

    A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says "OK I've a deal you can't refuse. Who can swim successfully across this pool filed with sharks, eels, and leaches. The winner may have whatever his heat desires."

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    You've Got Mail

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back

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    It Tasted Good At First

    I have to give my younger sister, Katie, credit for turning me onto this prank. When we were very young we used to fight over Little Debbie Swiss Cake Roll snacks. We were out of control and loved to

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    The April Fool's Day Defense Kit

    This Slate article is for real and helps hold your hand as you tiptoe through the dastardly April firsts ahead *cough* if you make it *cough*. Says the primer by Jack Shafer, "This year, don't be

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    The Museum of Hoaxes

    Extensive listings and explanations of hoaxes from year 750 to the present, including special galleries of Hoax Web Sites (themselves practical jokes), Hoax Photos, and April Fool's Day put-ons. Check

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    Perfume Plume Prank

    Perfume Plume PrankWhenever I used to go to the mall with my friends and we were walking through the perfume section, usually at the entrance of a department store, I would grab a bottle of the neares

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    Lotto Jokes

    One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks. She replies "My boss and played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. Another week later, his wife comes home, driving in a red Ferrari. "Where did you get that car?" her husband asks. Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and her share of the winnings. That night, his wife asks him to pour her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end. "And this?" she asks her husband. " Well," he replies, "we don''t want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?!"

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    Redneck Jokes

    Redneck Medical TermsBenign - What you be, after you be eight.Artery - The study of paintingsBacteria - Back door to cafeteriaBarium - what doctors do when patients dieCesarean section - a neighborhoo

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    Practical Jokes

    Ride Damage SurveyThis practical joke is best done to people who are truly anal about their car, truck, whatever. The type that parks their car 20 hectares away from the mall to avoid it getting touch

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