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    Trying to fix a clock

    Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has

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    Actors picking parts

    A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.

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    A Few Short Puns

    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? - A flat minor.

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire - Frostbite.

    What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? - Polaroids.

    Why is a pig’s tail like getting up at three op’clock in the morning? - It’s twirly.

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    Pinoy jokes

    Pinoy jokes 1REPORTER: Hon. Pres. Joseph Estrada, What do you think about these countries?ERAP: What countriesReporter: Iran, Iraq And EgyptERAP: Oh, Iran is the past tense of I am running, Iraq is th

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    Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to all Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages readers!!!!!Maligayang Pasko and Manigong Bagong Taon sa inyong Lahat...Let's celebrate 2009 smiling :)--------A 90

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    Bad password

    A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was

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    Ms Universe views

    The Setting:Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion.The Finalists:Miss AmericaMiss SpainMiss Great BritainMiss IranMiss IndiaMiss PhilippinesQuestion: Ms. America, how do you describ

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    May tatlong magkukumpare na nagpapayabangan.PARE 1: Naaalala ko si junior ko. Napakagaling na bata. Biruin mo, sariling sikap lang na nakapag-aral sa America. Ngaun abogado na. Sa New York nagtratraba

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    Katapusan Na

    Katapusan NaLumindol ng malakas noon. Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic!Sigaw ng isang lalaki: "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"Sumagot ang isa rin lalaki: "Tanga! Akinse pa lang ngayon"

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    future family

    future familyI was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her bea

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