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ONE HOUR'S WORK

发布:funnyjokesgo | Date:2008-11-10 0:24:33 | 分类:Irish Jokes | 浏览: |

Our hero chatting with some heroin on chat.


Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real big MNC's


Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?


Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat


Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat


Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.


Hero: OK


(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)


Manager: Hey, I need some help from you


Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me


Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n.


Would you give this by today evening?


Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.


Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]


(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to Arrive.


All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)


Heroin: Hey, am back


Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work


Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!


Hero: Yep, u rite!!


Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor


Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.


Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N.


Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out


Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.ok?

 

Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO

YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!

YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

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