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Welcome to the 69th annual running of the horniest spectacle in racing... The One Night Stand. Today's field of contenders should give us all quite a showing. Let's take a moment to review the horses now...
Running in the first lane is a filly that showed a lot of promise early on but has yet to live up to expectations... it's Passionate Lady. In lane number two is another young one who has proven to be
an attention getter... it's BareBelly.
Lane three holds a horse that we've all been waiting to take off... it's Silk Panties. The mare in the fourth lane is one that refuses to give up and go after, even after 20 consecutive no-shows... it's Conscience.
The steed showing all the signs of a strong finish is located in lane number five... it's Jockey Shorts. Today's late arrival is in lane six who is Clean Sheets. This horse is a last minute replacement for Condom, who never seems to make it to the post.
Moving on to lane number seven is a horse who has managed to squeeze the life out of most of the competition... it's Thighs. The horse in lane eight, Big D*ck, stands majestic and proud. We'll have to see if
he's got what it takes today to cross the line ahead of all others.
Heavy Bosom is the horse in lane nine. This lady has always seems to be propped up in the beginning only to sag late in the race. Finally, in lane ten, is the newcomer Merry Cherry. This is the first time this horse has participated in this race and we'll all have to see if she knows what she's up in for.
The horse are in the gate and the race is about to start... and they're off------
Out of the gate, Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry while Heavy Bosom is really being pressed. Passionate Lady is
squeezing Thighs leaving Big D*ck in a very dangerous spot. As usual, Conscience is left behind at the post.
At the first turn, it's Clean Sheets out in front followed by Silk Panties and Jockey Shorts who seem to be knotted together for second place. Thighs is preventing Big D*ck from making a move which leaves Merry Cherry untouched.
At the half-way mark, it's now Bare Belly on top. Thighs move which makes an opening and Big D*ck is pushing its way in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big D*ck.
At the stretch, something has happened to Merry Cherry... there's blood everywhere. Big D*ck is making a final drive. We're getting a better look at Bare Belly as Silk Panties seem to be pushed down towards Thighs. Jockey Shorts has now disappeared completely from view while Passionate Lady is coming on the rail.
As we near the finish, it's Big D*ck giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big D*ck has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big D*ck comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakened and Thighs pulled up at the end. Conscience and Clean Sheets never really had a chance.
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