Marathi SMS

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat.
Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!

American competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.

Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and "ajibat khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.

4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che loka tyanna vichartat

"Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala "bhook" tar hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"

Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek maashi marun padli hoti"

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re

Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe."

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

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