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    Knock Knock Jokes Paradise

    Knock, knock! who's there?BooBoo who?Don't cry, it's only a joke!Knock, knock! who's there?EarlEarl who?Earl be glad to tell you when you open the door.Knock, knock! who's there?EmmaEmma who?Emma bit

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    Knock Knock(yours are pretty sad!)

    Knock Knockwhose there?GladiatorGladiator who?Gladiator before the gang bang!for those of you who are very slow!!!Clue- glad he ate her

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    Go away

    Knock knock? Go away!Knock knock?I said go away!Knock knock?Get the hell off of my damn porch before I shoot you!

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    Nerd Jokes

    Nerd SeasonA truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER A

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    Sleeping at Work

    25. "Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"

    24. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    23. "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

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    Knock-Knock Joke of the Absurd

    Daniel: Mama, knock knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    Daniel: Graham cracker.

    Me: Really?

    Daniel (rolling his eyes, whispering): Say "Graham cracker who."

    Me: Graham cracker who?

    Daniel: Graham crackers can't fly. People eat them.

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    Knock Jokes5

    Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle!Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is!Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's da

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    Knock Jokes4

    Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution!Knock Knock Who's there? Acid!

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    Knock Jokes3

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Aries!
    Aries who?
    Aries a reason why I talk this way!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Arizona!
    Arizona who?
    Arizona room for one of us in this town!

    Knock Knock
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    knock jokes2

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Athens!
    Athens who?
    Athens I love you!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Atlas!
    Atlas?
    Atlas it's the weekend!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Atomic!
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