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    Seventeenth Chapter

    Seventeenth ChapterA Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week."Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our l

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    Irish Farmer Answers Tax Demand

    Below is text from an actual letter received by the Revenue Commissioners at Co. Longford, Ireland, from a farmer in reply to a final income tax demand.


    Dear Sirs,

    Your letter arrived this morning in an open envelope and it would have given my son and myself pleasure had it not revived in us a melancholy reflection of thought the account could have been settled long ago, and you could not understand why it hadn't. Well, here is the reason.

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    Iraqi bingo game

    Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?A:Call B52

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    Religion in Ireland

    There was an American basketball player that had a tournament in Belfast. After one of his games he stepped outside for a breath of fresh air when he felt a gun in his back. "What's your religion

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    Irish Cracks

    What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? Third grade. How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch. Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he

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    Drunken Irish

    An Irishman called Paddy was drinking at the pub all night. It was pretty late and the bartender came up to him to tell him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on

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    McCain's Latest Iran Joke

    Sen. John McCain hasn't had good luck joking about Iran. But he tried it again Tuesday.Responding to a question about a survey that shows increased exports to Iran, mainly from cigarettes, McCain said

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    The Irishmen and the Sawmill

    Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill

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    Iran Joke

    "A retired Air Force colonel said that U.S. military operations are already under way in Iran. You know what that means, time to break out the old 'Mission Accomplished' banner." --Jay Leno

    "The president of Iran has announced, 'We are a nuclear country.' ... You know what's scary about that? The president of Iran knows how to pronounce nuclear." --David Letterman

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