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    Hindi Shayari

    Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,Ab tumse kya chhupaana,Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,Tere

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    Gunnwanti..

    Gunnwanti..A woman was looking for a bride for her son; she was given a call from a family.Girl's mother: "Hamari beti itni gunnwanti hai ke poocho mat, uski aankh HIRNI jaisi hai, uski gardan SU

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    Shuru kisne kiya tha?

    Shuru kisne kiya tha?
    Ek baar ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai. Interview mein manager poochta hai so... Mr. Software Engineer, what do u expect for the salary?
    Software Engineer: "Jyada nahi Saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"
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    Bus Stop Jokes..

    Bus Stop Jokes..Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon ?Ans. Because Mayuri 'can - go'.Ek aur...Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe

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    Umbrella..

    Umbrella..Ek Madrasi ne kaha, Main 'heart is umbrella' movie dekh'na chaahta hoon. Vah kaun see movie dekh'na chaahta hai?Ans. "Dil Chhata Hai!" (Chhata is Umbrella in Hindi)

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    Bus Driver..

    Bus Driver..Ek baccha bus mein bus driver ke peeche vaali seat mein baitha aur apne aap se bolna shuru kiya:Agar mera baap billi aur ma chipkali hoti to mein ek half lizard half billi hota.Bus driver

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    Kya yehi pyar hai..

    Kya yehi pyar hai..Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga mein thera raha, zameen chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai??yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai. BHAAG!!!

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    Dimaag nahin hai..

    Dimaag nahin hai..Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Bhola: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Bhola: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

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    Aisi Jaan..

    Aisi Jaan..
    Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, sigret nahi pioge, non-veg nahi khaoge.
    Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.
    Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
    Bachche: theek hai sir.
    Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
    Bachche: ok sir.
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    TT aur Sadhu..

    TT aur Sadhu..
    Train main T T Sadhu se bola,
    Kahan jana hai?
    Sadhu:- Jahan Ram ji ka janam hua tha.
    TT:- Ticket Hai ?
    Sadhu:- Nahi
    TT:- Chalo
    Sadhu:- Kahan?
    TT:- Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha Jail !

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