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What is a grasshopper?
An insect on a pogo stick!
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A grasshover!
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups!
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
Chimney Cricket!
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