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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get away from Michael Vick, of course!
Q: Why are Mexicans so bad at the Olympics?
A: Because anyone who can run, swim or jump is already in the United States!
Q: Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A: He was caught with seaweed! (Ok, that’s lame)
Q: What’s the longest sentence known to man?
A: I Do.
Random: I got in a fight with my wife last night… and it was totally my fault. She asked me what was on the TV and i said… dust. Didn’t go so well after that.
A Shortie: Osama bin Laden wanted to start a new Suicide Bomber’s Training Academy, but for some reason was unable to find qualified instructors with any field experience.
A Random Thought: Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Another Random Thought: So if crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime? Is this blog a crime?
Ok folks, add your own in the comments…
分类: Short Jokes
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