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Funny Music Jokes

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Music Joke 1
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.

Music Joke 2
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? A: Root position cords.

Music Joke 3
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

Music Joke 4
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?” A: The other replies, “That was no piccolo, that was my fife.”

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