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    Another Dumb Blonde

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when

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    A Wooden Leg

    My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
    So I asked him, "What was the name of his other leg?"

    Why is this funny?

    It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases;
    "a man with a wooden leg" and "a wooden leg named Smith."

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    1+1=3??? Hope you like it

    What case that 1+1=3? Ans: If the answer is wrong.Guess a English scentence: AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBAAAABBBAABBABABAB. Ans: Long time no see(C).Mum: Son, you watch TV again. Son: I am not watching Tv. Mum:

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    Dream

    A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"

    With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."

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    Fun.....:))

    There were 5 people lived in a house......Their name were: "Mad, Brain, Stupid, Nobody and Anybody".......One day, Anybody killed Nobody......Brain was in the bathroom......Mad called the po

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    How to frustrate your Doctor!

    A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."M

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    jokes! LOL

    hii saw a few jokes & wanna sharedid you ever wonder?1. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?2. How come abbreviated is such a long word?3. Why do we wash bath towels? Ar

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    Helen's ESL Jokes : Colloquial Version

    The jokes are in colloquial language, that is, people who speak English from birth would tell the jokes like this between themselves. Notes are provided to explain more difficult words.1.A motorist, l

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    Helen's ESL Jokes : Basic Version

    The jokes are in simple language, with easy vocabulary and some notes.

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    The new French cook

    The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.

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