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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.

They agree that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes and that they will meet up again in a few days to share a coffee and compare notes.

After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you... then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the remote and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

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