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    Yo Mama So Dirty

    Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!Yo mama so dirty
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    Joe Biden Jokes

    "As you know, they've already come out with a Sarah Palin action figure. And today, the Democrats released a Joe Biden action figure. It talks and talks and talks. You just can't get the thing to shut up." ~Jay Leno

    "Today was Joe Biden's first full day as vice president. Yeah, advisors say Biden spent most of the day watering his hair." ~Conan O'Brien

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    Stay Home Blonde

    How do you keep a blonde at home?

    Build a circular driveway.

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    Driving Questions and Answers

    The following is the Ministry of Communications, California driving school test questions and answers true record:

    Q: Do you pull over and wait for a blind man cross the road it?

    A: When he do? He could see my license plate number?
     

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    Growing Penis Joke

    A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about the next day’s final exam. He said there would be no acceptable excuses for failing to show up to the exam, barring

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    Growing Penis Joke

    When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph becam

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    Deaf Couple Joke

    Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using

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    Broken Down Car Joke

    A man was driving down an Alaskan road when his car suddenly broke down. Luckily he had his mobile phone, and called for a car repairman that arrived shortly thereafter. The repairman o

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    Honeymoon Couple Joke

    Mark and Angela go on their honeymoon; and Mark spends hours of the honeymoon night eating Angela’s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. During their meal

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    You Meant To Say Joke

    Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says “Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don’t mean?” The second guy replies &l

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