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Heaven or Hell?

This woman dies and goes to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she tracks down St. Peter to find out what is going on. "O

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Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bricks?A: You can't unload bricks with a pitchfork.

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Mike is dead

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

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Fuck her

Fuck herWhat happens when you fuck a baby when you only have half a dick? It bites it off and adds it to its half and then fucks you through your butt.

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What is funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown costume.What is the difference between a baby and a onion?No one cries when you chop up the baby.What is the difference between a dead baby and

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Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and sai

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Dearly Departed

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.The man seemed to be praying wit

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Three Vampires

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."The waitr

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