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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure I''ve heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?Because their horns don''t work.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he''s a lot safer than you are right now!
分类: Animal Jokes
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