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You've been programming too long when

You've been programming too long when When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
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Is Windows a Virus

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
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Programmer's drink song

99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code,101 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,103 little bugs

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Programmer and A Frog joke

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.Th

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Some of our IT organizations

Some of our IT organizations, What do there names mean!1.NIIT : Not Interested in IT2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutio

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The Computer Poem

A Computer was something on TV From a Science Fiction show of note Window was something you hated to clean And Ram was the father of a goat. Meg was the name of a girlfriend And Gig was a job for the

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10 Worst Company Domains

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think

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Wrong E-mail Address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic

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Microsoft Fix-all

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each othe

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True Computer Illiteratcy

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.AST technical support had a c

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