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From a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiled by Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet in the Head*, to be published in August by Fireside. Cited in Harper's, June 1996. 

  • I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 
  • Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
  • Gun wounds again? 
  • Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 
  • A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. 
  • Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. 
  • Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? 
  • Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. 
  • You always use violence. 
  • I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. 
  • I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! 
  • You daring lousy guy. 
  • Beat him out of recognizable shape! I have been scared shitless too much lately. 
  • I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! 
  • Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. 
  • How can you use my intestines as a gift? 
  • The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

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