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A LA CARTE DINNER COMBINATIONS
$2.69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie
   
   
Cum Drop Soup 1. Goo In Hand..............$9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days For those dining alone
   
   
Pee Yu Platter 2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge
   
   
Hoo Flung Poo 3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast
   
   
Suc Sum Tit 4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
   
   
Yung Poon Tang 5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
No take out orders You get what you pay for
   
   
LUNCHEON SPECIALS 6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
  Not available after 10:00 PM
   
   
Sum Yung Chick........$6.99 7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
   
   
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99 8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
  Not For The Light Throated
   
   
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69 9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry
   
   
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99 10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights
   
   
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69 11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special Chef's Special
   
   
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69 12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet Special

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