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Marco Polo

Speaking of travels, I heard that when Marco Polo first opened the trade routes to China, he was quite impressed with their rockets. Now, these weren't quite the fireworks we now know, but they did shoot into the air, explode and make some pretty patterns. Strangely, no matter where he went, there were people who made fireworks, but he had trouble finding someone to demonstrate them for him.

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Missionary Position

I'm a 3rd generation Cantonese-American and have pretty much forgotten the language. Hey, I wasn't even raised with it spoken in my household, but I live in a predominantly Asian neighborhood anyway.

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What Kind of Asian Are You?

What Kind of Asian Are You?Young Asians in America come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are F

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Chinese Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Reasons Why There Won't Be a Chinese American President Soon10. White House is not big enough for in-laws.9. Engineering, medicine, and law are always preferred over politics.8. Oval Office ha

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Chinese Barbie Girl

Hiya liang nui!
Hi liang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure liang jai!
Jump in!

* I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.

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Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a very old Chinese man with a long, grey beard."I'm lost," said the man

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The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!

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The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!

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One Way Street

An officer of the law stopped a Filipino man driving the wrong way on a one way street. “Whas da matta” the man replied, “I know es one way… becus I go now and I no come back.

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Brain Surgery

This guy walks into this doctor office and says “I would like a new brain.” The doc looks at him and says “I got three brains on the wall to choose from.”The guy says, “H

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