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发布:funnyjokesgo | Date:2008-7-22 15:45:4 | 分类:Animal Jokes | 浏览: |

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!

What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!

What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow!

What's green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a machine gun!

What pillar doesn't need holding up?
A caterpillar!

 

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