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A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail.
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
Standard parts are not.
Interchangeable tapes aren’t.
An expert will always state the obvious.
The more important your email is, the worse your email program will screw it up.
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Technicians are the only ones that don’t trust technology.
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