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    Football Blonde

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they
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    Return the Dog

    Return the Dog
    Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.

    They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so the
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    The Chair

    A professor invented a lie detecting chair.

    Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.

    During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair
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    Two Ropes

    Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says "Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers." The bartender says "I'm sorry we dont serve ropes in here." Frustrat

     

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    I Want Some Milk

    Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He tho

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    Blonde on the sun

    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!”The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”The Blonde said, &ld

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    Blonde vs Bowling ball

    Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

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    Kidnapping

    A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.  She went to t

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    The Video Rental

    A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.She goes to the video store, and after looking around f

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    Looking For Cops

    A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

    "Yes," says the blonde.

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