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    Two Ropes

    Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says "Barkeep, let me get a couple of beers." The bartender says "I'm sorry we dont serve ropes in here." Frustrat

     

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    I Want Some Milk

    Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He tho

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    Blonde on the sun

    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!”The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”The Blonde said, &ld

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    Blonde vs Bowling ball

    Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

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    Kidnapping

    A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.  She went to t

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    The Video Rental

    A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.She goes to the video store, and after looking around f

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    Looking For Cops

    A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

    "Yes," says the blonde.

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    Sugar free

    One day a blonde went to a store and saw Donuts that were sugar free. So she grabbed them and walked out of the store without paying.Security stopped her and asked, "Excuse me miss, but what do y

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    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

    * she called me to get my phone number.

    * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

    * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

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    Another Dumb Blonde

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

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