Back in mexico

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?" he yelled with his booming voice. No one answered.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HOSRSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE HAVIN' TO DO WHAT I DONE BACK IN MEXICO!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled-up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say, pardner, before you go... what happened in Mexico?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

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